jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via sugarweregoingdown-inneverland)

azhaela:

penishole:

ifollowbadblogs:

i will never swear again

WHAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

(Source: maahammy, via circumcising)

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

disruptedyouths:

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES I CAN’T STOP I’M REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN PLEASE HELP ME

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

(Source: nogardylenolsaxet, via disruptedyouths)

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via sugarweregoingdown-inneverland)

straight white boy problem #87631

evgeniemalkin:

image

(via australiansanta)

(Source: tra-nsparent, via nippled)

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

(Source: deathchilds, via tyleroakley)

religiousmom:

lacy underwear makes me feel powerful and unstoppable

(via lemondemefascine)

hudmelberrysonnyc:

corkiri:

ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully

play this video but mute it

and then

open this one up but DO NOT have it muted

then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before

(via gimmethatd)

mirahxox:

the-ocean-grave:

nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

Here is the theory

A key which can unlock no locks or a…

That’s the dumbest comparison ever. Vaginas are not locks and penises are not keys.
Not only that, but a “lock” to which no “key” can open seems pretty worthless, in that context.
Basing people’s value off of their sexual choices is in no way comparable to basing an inanimate objects worth on how well it does it’s sole function. A humans sole function isn’t to have sex. Genitalia and sexual choices =/= locks and keys.

(Source: psychoalchemy)

happywater:

romantic in all the right ways 

happywater:

romantic in all the right ways 

(via twink1-8-2)

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze, via 505daysofam)

the-black-c0caine:

The most fucking cute thing ever.

the-black-c0caine:

The most fucking cute thing ever.

(Source: -allnightmarelong, via 505daysofam)